We are horrified!!! and not amused by this latest rumor

This has to be a joke perpertrated by some bored sports journalist -

Boone a bargain for Twins

Wednesday, Jun 20, 2007 4:16 pm EDT

There have been a half-dozen trade rumors involving the Minnesota Twins the past couple of weeks, none of which makes as much sense as a deal the Twins should pursue. The Twins probably could have Marlins third baseman/first baseman Aaron Boone for a minor league pitcher. Boone gets on base, is a decent fielder and could spell Justin Morneau at first base from time to time.

Source: Pioneer Press

Doesn't any one remember Brett Boone?????